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Nintendo DS 

A code-name for one of Nintendo's next products.

A possible disaster or success. Nobody knows yet. The idiot who posted before this was only making assumptions. Yes, Nintendo has failed, but it's well known that they control the handheld market and they aren't going to give it up easily.
The Nintendo DS will problably be shown at E3 2004 or sometime around then.
Nintendo DS by SAVESURGE.org April 15, 2004
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Nintendo DS 

A lame attempt by nintendo to revive their dying empire. People, nintendo is dead, move on. Bring on the PS3!
Mother: Hey, why dont we get one of these cool new nintendo DS's?
Son: nintendo died years ago, no way will I ever buy one of these. Come on, its not like they have any decent games coming out anyway.
Mother: Hmm, I suppose your right.

Nintendo Wii 

Nintendo's final name for their fifth console code-named 'Revolution', wii pronounced 'we'. The first day the name was revealed all of the gaming internet sites, forums and chatrooms were filled with possive and mostly negative responses. Bad publicity is still good publicity apparently.
"I'm going to go play my Nintendo Wii."
"How much was your Wii?"
"Wii will have too much fun."
Nintendo Wii by Colin White May 9, 2006

Nintendo Wii 

The official and unusual name for the Nintendo Revolution. Pronounced "we", it opens up many marketing posibilitys like:

"Do you Wii? We Wii"
"Wii will own you"
"Wii want it"
"I gotta take a Wii"
"Wii Will Wii Will Rock you"
"Wii Will, Wii Will.....fail in the u.s."

And my personal favorite:

"When we thought of the name, we were smoking Wiid"
Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.

"It seems to me that all they did was take the namesake of nintendo wifi and dropped the f and thought... shit.. that'll work.."
Nintendo Wii by Ezgamer July 28, 2008

nintendo ds guy 

A mysterious guy who made a popular video about his rants on the Nintendo DS. Quite funny.
The Nintendo DS guy is the like the Comic Book Guy.
nintendo ds guy by Ritual October 9, 2006

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection 

The shittiest online gaming experience in existence.
All I wanna do is play brawl. When the game doesn't lag I get 20100. If I don't get 20100, I get 51330. Fuck Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. I'm migrating to xbox live

Nintendo Wall 

Invisible walls in video games that block you from reaching curtain boundaries.

'it's derived from Invisible walls in nintendo games old and new that just piss people off'
"Damn I can't jump up there, there's a Nintendo Wall.