ninja

to be extremely skilled at something, to have a lot of useless skills that won't help you at life

Did you see that one guy on tv? He was so ninja at cracking 67 eggs in one minute.

by ec0fr3ind1y May 07, 2009

ninja

a term vastly used in MMORPGs or games that consists of various item drops from monsters

n.
a person who neglects the concept of fairness and steal item drops found in MMORPGs without the act of "rolling" against other players to recieve the item

v.
to loot without "rolling"

1.) he ninja'ed my fucking gloves!!!!!
2.) omfg i fucking got ninja'ed last night in MC
3.) he's a fucking ninja

by edche June 14, 2005

ninja

Someone who is a mistress to a man while he is in a relationship with another woman.

Yo, that is my ninja over there talking to my girlfriend.

by LaTrice October 04, 2006

Ninja Pinch

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...

I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.

by MbØt~Mk.II® March 14, 2015

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 28, 2013

Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.

Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff

by dingoetmybaby November 06, 2019

ninja pretzel

The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.

Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!

by Animal are bikes April 17, 2017