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Jesus Nectar

Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.
Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?

Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
by Nerdrow November 11, 2010
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Face Nectar

The semen substance covering a woman's face and neck.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Oh dude, I gave her some face nectar."
by jvd01 December 31, 2011
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Face Nectar

The act of covering a woman's face and neck with semen.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Oh dude, it was awesome, I face nectar."
by jvd01 December 31, 2011
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Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.
"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."
by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013
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ghetto nectar

I made some ghetto nectar today.
by SamTheMan10 April 27, 2014
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table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar
by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018
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native nectar

Name used by basic insta whores to seem spiritual; although just a recreational cocaine user
Native nectar posts selfies while in exotic locations rather than enjoying said exotic locations.
by Iambetterthanyouforsure August 30, 2018
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