I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.
by weeniekinz May 10, 2011
Verb: when you have a one night stand with a micropenis but are unsure if it counts because it was so small (gray area)
by Lake Crew December 10, 2022
Min cheese was a form of cheese created in the Ming dynasty days. It was commonly eaten by Misha’s. A Misha is a rank of people working secretly with the emperor’s.
by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022
"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"
by Hairy Scrote Man January 03, 2019
The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.
Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"
Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
by NaYmLiS September 01, 2013
A dance in which someone curves and uncurves their hands over their chest, representing Nub, and makes their legs into a circular shape, representing Shrub, at the same time.
Sam did the Nub on a Shrub dance at recess.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.
by TheRealOceanGirl March 06, 2017