Verb. To post a picture/bulletin/survey/piece of information onto your myspace account for public viewing
by wizeguy9990 December 31, 2005
The epitome of trendiness in the internet.
OMG, Are you in myspace? Let me add you so we can send messages to each other that we could send through IMs, phone calls, or even in real life!
by Geo February 15, 2005
by Chitooneism September 16, 2005
Were fucking faggots go to find girls because they cant go to the mall and meet girls. Also a place to see who can have the most comments and friends. Basically the more friends you have, the more of a douche bag you are because you sit at home getting people to add you all day.
by Hooey March 31, 2006
Myspace is a site where preps, emos, and attention whores seek to get virtual oral sex.
It is the reason why high school relationships are now impossible unless you have a Myspace. Everyone who has one has been transformed into hookers an demand a +1 to their friend's list as payment. If you're in high school and do not have a Myspace, consider yourself a god, because you're more of a human than those myspace whores. And you have one, there's still hope for redemption, you sick son of a bitch.
People who hack myspaces are actually heroes. It's like taking candy from a baby; the baby will no longer get a cavity.
In conclusion, myspace sucks. Hopefully one day some hacker god will be able to delete it from existence.
It is the reason why high school relationships are now impossible unless you have a Myspace. Everyone who has one has been transformed into hookers an demand a +1 to their friend's list as payment. If you're in high school and do not have a Myspace, consider yourself a god, because you're more of a human than those myspace whores. And you have one, there's still hope for redemption, you sick son of a bitch.
People who hack myspaces are actually heroes. It's like taking candy from a baby; the baby will no longer get a cavity.
In conclusion, myspace sucks. Hopefully one day some hacker god will be able to delete it from existence.
Preppy girl (on myspace): LiEK, OMG! ThaT iS SOOOOOOOOO toTALLY COOL!!!! <3
(in real life): Hey Jenny, did you read my comment on Myspace?
Emo kid (on myspace): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!??????
(in real life): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!??????
Attention Whore (on myspace): Yo dats cool man. Hey, rate puic of me chugging down that keg of beer with that slutty bitch bartender kissing me.
(in real life): Yo man, thanks for the rate. Me and the boys are going to the bar again but this time we're going to bring guns. Wanna come? Bring a camera!
(in real life): Hey Jenny, did you read my comment on Myspace?
Emo kid (on myspace): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!??????
(in real life): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!??????
Attention Whore (on myspace): Yo dats cool man. Hey, rate puic of me chugging down that keg of beer with that slutty bitch bartender kissing me.
(in real life): Yo man, thanks for the rate. Me and the boys are going to the bar again but this time we're going to bring guns. Wanna come? Bring a camera!
by Peace Through Superior Water Power August 06, 2007
a site (what i like to call a plague) on the internet that a bunch of little wannabe pre-teens took over. all you have to do is upload a gazillion pictures of yourself looking like a scenester and then ramble on and on about how cool you are how how cool your life is even though all you do is sit on your ass all day typing to a bunch of "Friends" that you don't even know personally. myspace sucks.
guy: dude, check out my myspace!
guy 2: myspace?
guy: dude, it's this totally awesome site and EVERYONE has one. at least the cool people anyway.
me: yeah, "cool" people have a myspace. whatever.
guy 2: myspace?
guy: dude, it's this totally awesome site and EVERYONE has one. at least the cool people anyway.
me: yeah, "cool" people have a myspace. whatever.
by bobggg June 20, 2007
A useless social networking site ruined by pedophiles, airhead teenagers, antisocialites. People use this site only with friends they already know defeating the purpose and idea behind networking. Also used by pedophiles to track down prey.
Person 1: I'm on myspace, but I only add people in real life.
Person 2: Uhm, aren't networking sites to meet people you don't already know and expand your "network"? Couldn't you just talk to your friends via e-mail, phone, aim, icq, yahoo, msn, in person.
Person 2: Uhm, aren't networking sites to meet people you don't already know and expand your "network"? Couldn't you just talk to your friends via e-mail, phone, aim, icq, yahoo, msn, in person.
by fuzzyballs May 28, 2007