brown mommy

A maid or nanny-- typically of Latin American descent-- to whom rich, lazy Anglo women outsource most or all of their parenting duties.

"I’m so sorry I made you work on Christmas, but the kids kept crying for 'brown mommy.'"

(Drunk, wealthy white lady to her maid-- from the "My Name Is Earl" episode, "Friends with Benefits")

by ChisosClimber February 17, 2009

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mommy yes

Mommy yes
A way of saying that you appreciate your mommy and they are very special to you.

Mommy"do you want some cookies?"
You"mommy yes"

by Imgodyou'reanob October 29, 2019

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mommy milkers

A mommy milker is a MILF lover it also applies to people who just love big tits

All the Dimitrescu stans are mommy milkers, smh

by im u fucking sadist17 June 5, 2021

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Dog mommy

An old woman drug dealer that still gets it in with younger boys.

Matt: " yo erik, have you seen the dog mommy around?"

Erik: " nah man, just go check the corner."

by myle valley May 1, 2011

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The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.

Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right

by koriandr December 15, 2015

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