Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION

MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU

by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022

California, Missouri

1. A shit hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. It is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! If you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! They have a great mexican place in town... Thats about it. O, and the nachos at Amaco are delicious after a long night out at Derringers bar!

You might be from California, Missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!

by ChickenF*cker December 30, 2011

california missouri

Small village consisting of ass jacks and short dick fuck heads! Containing one celebrity know world wide for his acts of randomness shit. This fine individual is Allan Lutz. Weather he is driving a totaled trashed car or pissing the cops off getting kicked out of nic nac his entertainment is endless. There are also a few historic sites including village green a breeding ground for 14 year olds and proctor park where dildos transform dumpsters into boats.

Jimmy: I fucking hate California missouri let's move

Consuela: atleast we don't live in Tipton

Jimmy: good point

Consuela: we need more lemon pledge

Jimmy: bitch stfu

by allanlutz-gatortamer July 6, 2014

Aurora Missouri

65605. By far the stinkiest town in Missouri due to the mill located next to the Junior High. They are the Houn Dawgs (yes it's spelled like that) and they have football, basketball, volleyball, baseball (which have won state champs two times in a row), and soccer. The best restaurants there are Hog Tide which has a great variety of BBQ meals and Subway which we all know serves sandwiches. It has a wide variety of people, mostly fat christians. But all in all it's a great town.

Dude 1: I'm from Aurora Missouri home of the Houn Dawg
Dude 2: Isnt it spelled Hound Dog
Dude 1: Not in Aurora

by Yeeyeebrotha November 27, 2018

branson missouri

the city about 30 minuits from sprinfield missouri. it contains the dixie stampede and silver dollar city. it is a thriving hotspot and is consered to be the dinner theator capital of the world.

i went to branson missouri last week

by kingjman73333 April 4, 2011

linn missouri

the home of the two biggest cry babies. They play volleyball and they have blonde hair and their names start with G & B. theyre the biggest bitches and whore EVER.

G & B are the biggest whores in Linn Missouri.

by LL14AH3 September 17, 2018

Tarkio, Missouri

A small, spithole town inbetween the slightly bigger spithole town of Maryville and Nebraska. Many hicksters (hicks who think they're hipsters) who are wannabe Maryvillians. Meaning, they are assholes who treat anyone who doesn't fit in their little Maryvillite Fan Club world like the cow pie in their daddy's field; you also cannot tell the girls from the boys; the girls dress/act like dudes and the dudes act like wussy little gossip queens. Well, unless the girls decide to contradict themselves the next day by putting on clothes so tight and makeup so orange they resemble the Jersey Shore cast. All in all, it's a wonderful little paradise to raise your children and grow your soybeans.

"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."

"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."

"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)

by guacamolegirl August 28, 2012