Minnesota Sweat Lodge

When you fart while driving and the heat is on max amplifying the smell. Lock windows for best results.

On the way to deer camp, Bob gave us a Minnesota Sweat Lodge and I nearly died.

by Dinkodare October 15, 2017

Minnesota meat mash

When two or more guys are penetrating a women and can feel each others meat

Me and john had a Minnesota meat mash

by 12345Eddie12345 November 13, 2014

Minnesota North Star

Minnesota North Star

When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star

by Nodsy April 3, 2021

minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

minnesota lawnmower

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

by Minnesota kid October 10, 2008

Minnesota Bar Mitzvah

A right of passage for men in Minnesota. The ritual consists of donning your best flannel, heading to northern Minnesota, finding a bear and killing it in hand to hand combat. After the bear is killed, you must take the blood and rub it on your face. This will stimulate healthy beard growth. When the ritual is complete, you are now a Minnesota man.

I am going to the north shore for my Minnesota Bar Mitzvah

by Flounder89 May 29, 2016

Saint Michael, Minnesota

Town in central Minnesota with a population of around 14,000. Full of hicks, wannabe hicks, and more hicks. Basically hated by everyone who doesn't live there. Full of stupid drama, racism, and idiots. Don't move here if you can avoid it.

Guy 1: Man, Saint Michael, Minnesota must be a tiny farm town! It's full of hicks!
Guy 2: No, they just think it's cool to wear cowboy boots and ride their lawnmowers to school.

by A guy who lives there September 29, 2011