micro men

A man who exibits none of the traditional male attributes like courage, valour, stamina, etc

I am surrounded by micro men.

by BenRittenhouse July 19, 2016

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

micro wave

A microscopic wave, mathematically impossible microscopic wave

A micro wave is small

by Maxifire32 August 24, 2022

micro-satisfaction

An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression

Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.

by sokaties April 24, 2016

Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.

Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024

Bizzies in da micro

Beans cooked in the microwave. A slang term that originated in Atlanta. Bizzies in the micro refers to the low cost meal of microwaved beans, commonly served with a cheese sandwich.

“Yo Casper, I’m having bizzies in da micro for dinner again”

by Huyyyyyyyy September 29, 2020

Micro-Spacing

Typically used in fighting video games, Micro-Spacing is the act of being very close to the opponent, but just far enough away to not get hit.

That Micro-Spacing was crazy! His fist was less than an inch away from my nose

by Charnime October 25, 2023