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Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.
Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
by Humommy June 25, 2023
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MEDITRIPOLATE

The combination of the following words :
MEDITATE: Think deeply or carefully about (something).
TRIPPIN: You're acting a fool, thinking crazy thoughts, or are maybe high on mushrooms
PERCOLATE: The process of a liquid moving slowly through a substance that has very small holes in it:

MEDITRIPOLATE: The act of meditating on a generalized reality that an individual perceives to be imagined, recycling the matter as coffee grounds through a percolator, unto reaching the conclusion that is widely accepted as truthful.
I MEDITRIPOLATED on that one forever... but they were right.
by Mloclammm September 24, 2023
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Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.
by AppleRay June 1, 2015
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Dirty Mehitabel

it’s known to be a dirty mehitabel when there is a group of 8 people, 3 guys;5 girls. the five girl lay on the bed and the 3 guys jerk the girl’s penis off
Group: let’s do the dirty mehitabel!
by heyowtf September 11, 2021
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International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
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International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
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International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
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