Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021
A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).
Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens
by rodri-1 November 25, 2021
a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
Leon Martinez scary nigger
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 23, 2019
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Kidomaru Uzumaki And Anthony Ramos Martinez Is Neji Hyuuga
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Kidomaru Uzumaki And Anthony Ramos Martinez Is Neji Hyuuga
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
by twisted swiftie phl December 29, 2022
Dirty Martini with Tequila 🍸
I’ve been craving a martini but have been drinking tequila all day. Thank goodness this place will make a Sucio Martinez!
by Samantha Lane December 21, 2023