Martinez Wong

a prized possession and a national treasure

Dog, that comment about math was a Martinez Wong.

by xixorysmathequation January 27, 2021

Chuy / jose martinez

The biggest joto out there.

Chuy / jose Martinez is muy joto with that pedicure.

by anonymous July 29, 2023

Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.

"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."

by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinezes' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinezes' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinezes' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Andres Martinez

Trash at basketball. Dads a professional bad player so he thinks he can play (sadly not really

Bro That dude can’t play basketball but his dad can his an Andres Martinez

by Handres December 12, 2018

Anthony Then Fells Just Like Joseph ALexander Martinez

Anthony Then Fells Just Like Joseph ALexander Martinez

Anthony Then Fells Just Like Joseph ALexander Martinez

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025