Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.
1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?
2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...
3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...
3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
by waarlok May 12, 2011
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Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.
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"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?
How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
by ZimMan2 January 9, 2010
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"Im never smoking again" (Then smoking the next day)
"I didnt steal it, I'm a man of my word" (After stealing the object)
"I didnt steal it, I'm a man of my word" (After stealing the object)
by Trust E April 4, 2008
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This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."
Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.
This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."
Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.
by swimp May 17, 2009
Get the Manfleshed mug.When a person has the characteristics of a man, or a fish, or even possibly both. It can be used in many cases, such as describing an ugly girlfriend.
person #1- Dude, i cant tell if corys gf looks like a man or a fish.
person #2- i cant tell either. i think she looks like both.
person #1- ok, we'll call her manfish then.
person #2- ok. sounds good to me dude.
Person #1- *walks past corys gf* *cough* manfish *cough*
person #2- i cant tell either. i think she looks like both.
person #1- ok, we'll call her manfish then.
person #2- ok. sounds good to me dude.
Person #1- *walks past corys gf* *cough* manfish *cough*
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