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Magee

For a man to lower his genitals onto someone else's face.
I just pulled a Magee on my girlfriend last night.
by Al89 October 25, 2014
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Macedonian

A person from the Republic of Macedonia (Ìàêåäîíè¼à), Central Europe.
Brad: What nationality are you?
Stojan: I'm Macedonian.
by Brad Maines January 11, 2008
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Maede

Sexy, smart,introvert

She should be in a relationship with a boy younger than her …

she need to love some one younger and excatly like her

go find a boy younger than yourself that is like you and start loving him!

It's the best love for you
Damn that nigga is maede!
by Agirrlll August 17, 2018
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maced

getting DTR'ed even before a relationship is started
Dang! He just got maced by that girl!
by eelnehs March 28, 2008
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Macedonian

A people composed of farmers and goat-herders who's favourite pass-times are spending all day in a half-drunk haze eating imported olives and feta cheese, drinking moonshine, arguing pointlessly and frequently, eating kashkeval, bread, peppers, pickled food, tomatoes and sausages, informing others on the history and status of their families and ancestors, and infrequently getting conquered by technologically superior nations (which is everyone outside Albania, and even then...) to the point of making the Scots look like champions.

According to legend, the name is derived from the root words "Mah-ke" (suffering) and "dom" (home) giving the name of this imaginary nation as "homeland of suffering".

Many modern Macedonians are very similar to modern Bulgarians, the language is almost identical, although they have had, for the most part, a different political history.

The world is generally composed of five people -

1. People who know they are Macedonian because they speak Macedonian, have distinct Macedonian customs and cultural idioms and attitudes, and come from Macedonian villages that have had a similar heritage AT LEAST since before England even was

2. People of Macedonian background who have adopted the Greek language and have adopted Greek customs, idioms and attitudes for one of two reasons (it's more chic for them to be Greek, or because it is simply easier for them socially)

3. Greeks who have picked up the imaginary arguments extolled by the Greek government and hold onto them collectively to the point of totally ignoring the blatantly obvious

4. The rest of the world, which really doesn't give a fuck and wants both sides to shut the fuck up ASAP, and doesn't really understand what both sides have to say.

5. People who think Kurds are Iranian and Turkish at the same time, that Scots are really English, that the Irish are basically English, that Native Americans should forget about their culture, and generally can't perceive political propaganda when they see it (or simply refuse to do so). Very similar to person #3.
EXAMPLE

Greek: 2300 years Macedonians and Greeks were the same thing! Macedonia is Greek! Alexander the Greek fought for Greece and did wonderful things for Greece! Alexander had a Greek teacher, he was in the Olympics, etc. etc. (insert countless pointless and distracting debating techniques here)

Macedonian #1: Ah bre! Macedonians were not like Greeks and didn't consider themselves Greek 2300 years ago, and the Greeks back then had differing opinions... listen here...

Macedonian #2: Forget it, it's pointless. This is stupid.
by Hobgoblin88 March 29, 2009
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mage rage

"Mage Rage" is the Mage's ability to totally dominate any other class in World of Warcraft. Mages really are the best.
Spectator: "Woot, did you see that? Jargonaut unleashed his Mage Rage and totally pwned Voidpointer's ass!"
by Jasonator September 11, 2005
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MagDeMoFo

Shortened and compiled word for "Maggot Dick Mother Fucker"
(A.)
Its just a stupidly hilarious, vulgar and sick moniker given to Fuctards of any sort. Usually MagDeMoFo can be given to the sort of people who annoy or irritate you soo bad you want to drag thier face through Huge piles of random animal fecal matter.

(B.)
A guy who wields a dick-like appendage equal to that in size of a Rat Terrier Dog Dick that can barely (If not rarely) be visually present or not at all seen or felt by by the woman hes fucking
Uses of MagDeMofo:

You can see its clear useage in "The ShawShank Redemption" movie as a prison guard's verbal insult to a newly inducted inmate.

Emotionally blurted by the irritated :

"ARGGHHH YOU MAGGOT DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU!!!"

When a girl talks about her past experiences about an ex she had with a rediculously laughable small Duck Phallus for a dick:

"At leest yur not liek Da Maggot Dick Ma'Fucker I dateded a wylez bak...He wuz a Seeriuss MagDeMofo"
by Corrosive_Rage September 6, 2009
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