Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022

Murray Evans

Biggest studs you’ll ever meet

He’s a Murray Evans

by Muzzacuzza March 12, 2022

Murray

The most powerful last name out there

The name murray originated in a small town in Canada named Timmins

A resident of that town named jc was the very first leader of the Murray clan

Holy fuck did you see Jason Gervais he’s so fucking cool
Oh you’re so amazing you must be a Murray

by Jcm90210 September 12, 2021

Murray

skipping or cutting class, usually at high school

"Ugh. We have a lecture today in Chem."
"I can't handle listening to another lecture."
"Let's pull a Murray and chill in the library."

by anobleman February 24, 2022

Ben Murray

A cool dud

Hey, you're that guy Ben Murray, he's a decent bloke

by MohamedSalah3449 September 2, 2021

Murray Tackle

A move performed by running at someone then as you go for the tackle dropping to your knees and hitting the most devious vacuum seal suck.

“Dude did you hear?”

“What?”
“Apparently she only passed the test because she hit the professor with a Murray Tackle!”

by Mr.Fantastrick August 17, 2025

A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.

Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today

by saurus84 August 19, 2025