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Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
mugGet the Micromug.

micro-criticism

also: micro-criticism, microcriticism, micro-criticize, micro-criticized

1: A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.

2: Criticising someone by using a different person as an example. Not necessarily intentional.

3: Intentionally criticising a person covertly, in an easily deniable way, as the actual subject being criticized is not referenced directly, but is only hinted at through situational context. A technique sometimes used in "gaslighting".
"My mother's story about a former friend was a pretext to micro-critize my life's choices."

"He made a micro-criticism when he said to me that he hates that other person's pants, while I was wearing the same kind.

"When I confronted her for insinuating I was fat, she got defensive and said I misunderstood, she was talking about other people, not me. I felt bad for getting mad, but we were talking about me in the first place. Was it a micro-criticism, or am I overly sensitive?"
by Spider689 January 21, 2022
mugGet the micro-criticismmug.

micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.
I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.
by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021
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micro-bull

Characterizing a person who is not in favor of rising prices, but not overly confident. Similar to bullish but to a lesser degree, and most often used in relation to events.
Matt: 'Do you guys have a lean for the number?'
Matt: 'We do, we are leaning bullish!'
Matt: 'A okay, I'm a micro- bull this week'
Matt: 'A micro-bull?'
Matt: 'You know, like a calf'
by TheRealBee November 14, 2019
mugGet the micro-bullmug.

micro huddle

bringing smaller groups together in the middle of larger groups to get even more pumped up than the original huddle intended. Micro Huddles have explosive possibilities.
The micro huddle is where you really get pumped up!
by Eastopia February 5, 2015
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Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.
His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.
by ImEther May 2, 2024
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micro-boned

Getting or have been railed by a micro-penis.
"I was super excited to get railed, but I didn't even feel it, guess I got micro-boned."
by Cometh_At_Thee April 26, 2022
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