Matthew

An extremely retarded person who is dumb. They eat far too many fetuses. Like far far too many. One who is literally always crawling around and screaming like an idiot. Worships a Purple Cuaillou for no reason.

"Matthew is so dumb. He ate way to many fetuses."

by MamacitaTime November 8, 2019

Matthew

annoying af

dude shut up ur such a matthew

by depressedandre November 22, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's are the sweetest guys around. He will always be there for you when you need him. Matthew's are amazing listeners who are or will make great father's and wonderful husbands. Charming and very entertaining in many ways. Loves his friends more then anything. VERY Christian in every way. If he loves you he will show it in his own cute way.

Matthew

by Remember what and April 4, 2019

Matthew

That weird emo kid.

"Did you see that Matthew kid? He's weird ."

by GoldGarden September 29, 2017

matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents

Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END

by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017

Matthew

He is a amazon person he is good at sports he has great hair has good looking skin and nice legs he will respect any girl he likes and any person

He is a respectful person named matthew

by Jake the best February 3, 2018

Matthew

He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.

Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.

by Matthew Queer December 11, 2012