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Matthew

dude shut up ur such a matthew
by depressedandre November 22, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew's are the sweetest guys around. He will always be there for you when you need him. Matthew's are amazing listeners who are or will make great father's and wonderful husbands. Charming and very entertaining in many ways. Loves his friends more then anything. VERY Christian in every way. If he loves you he will show it in his own cute way.
Matthew
by Remember what and April 4, 2019
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matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents
Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END
by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew is an amazing boyfriend. Amazing smile; lights up your day. Determined. The kind of guy who can always make you smile.
I'm really sad, I really wish Matthew was here!
by xtxie12xcv May 31, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew
Matthew is insanely gay
by tikigamestr August 20, 2018
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Matthew

"Did you see that Matthew kid? He's weird ."
by GoldGarden September 29, 2017
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Matthew

He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.
Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.
by Matthew Queer December 11, 2012
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