lonely fingers

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

Lonely Lisa

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.

Wow Dirty Lisa over at the Brothel is such a Lonely Lisa

by Frïdjon March 11, 2015

Lonely dragon

Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.

David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.

by Lonely_dragoner March 29, 2015

lonely pervert

A man who fists his pocket pussy.

Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.

by Mr. Q45 September 21, 2017

lonely smol bean

when you and your friends pretend your lonely.

Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!

by xoxo._.em January 15, 2018

Lonely boner boy

Virgin

In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...

by Ido44you March 21, 2019

lonely

when you go on csgo comps for the sole reason of being able to talk to someone

Guy 1: damn bro you good? You've been on cs for hours today
Guy 2: idk man its kinda the only way i can talk with anyone now
Guy 1: F
Guy 2: yep lonely

by rankoss April 4, 2021