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Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.
David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.
by Lonely_dragoner March 29, 2015
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