Muddy Lizard

Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.

by treebobjoe July 8, 2012

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lizard (hank)

a lizard of the strawberry blonde persuasion, native in minnesota and kansas, but also has been spotted in the metropolitan area of chicago. although they are rarely seen eating, many believe that the hank lizard thrives off of a diet of bananas and oversized chocolate chip cookies a la mode. not known for their refined vision, hank lizards are often seen wearing nerd glasses.

Although many lizards are known for their active and agile tongues, the hank lizard will decidedly not suck face.

by smelly girl September 13, 2004

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Lizard man

person usually from around the area called BARLOW

Lizard men are people known as real noobs when it comes to fps games and rts games. He also has the features of a "lizard man" which gives him his name. He is always skint and usually answers to the name mincer.

by Squiz17 March 6, 2009

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Squeaking Lizard

1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."

"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"

by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008

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Pancake Lizard

A woman who's used so much makeup that it completely obscures their actual skin and features, making them look like they've been agressively airbrushed. Often seen on a Mutton Dressed As Lamb.

"Hey, check your 6 - Pancake Lizard alert!" Watch it... "No, seriously, must put her makeup on with a trowel." Spatula, actually. "How can you tell?" That's my mum.

by Ravenism February 26, 2011

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