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Team Lithics

The team of analysts that unlock the mysteries hidden in ancient stone artifacts. Team Lithics is world renound in the archaeological community for a most comprehensive analysis of any and all stone artifacts. Team Lithics has also been known to hire themselves out as an elite strike force during times of urban warfare. They also pride themselves on their "zombie readiness" and claim to have destroyed several waves of the undead already.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
by paleoindian May 9, 2006
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Team Lithics

The team of analysts that unlock the mysteries hidden in ancient stone artifacts. Team Lithics is world renound in the archaeological community for a most comprehensive analysis of any and all stone artifacts. Team Lithics has also been known to hire themselves out as an elite strike force during times of urban warfare. They also pride themselves on their "zombie readiness" and claim to have destroyed several waves of the undead already.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
by paleoindian May 17, 2006
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This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.
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