linkin park 

Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."

One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."

linkin park by K-Weezy April 13, 2008

linkin park 

A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.

Linkin Park sucks ass.

linkin park by Guerillajoe May 22, 2005

Linkin Park 

The majority of the whining and screaming you hear on a Top 40 radio station. Some people call it "music" for some strange reason.

Pete: This is awful. What is it?

Jeremy: Think its new music from Linkin Park.

Pete: This is music?

Linkin Park by shmendrik May 26, 2010

Linkin Park 

A popular and rather successful band, Linkin Park offers something for everyone, while keeping the same timbre (that's a musical term, look it up). Reanimation, Hybrid Theory, and Meteora (excluding track 12, Session) were very well done, whereas the latest installment (feat. Jay-Z) bombed like Hell.

Friend 1: Did you hear that new song from Linkin Park?
Friend 2: You mean the new/old remixed song with Jay-Z?
Friend 1: That's the one.
Friend 2: It totally blew!
Friend 3: Bwahahaha!

Linkin Park by Cyberopts September 25, 2005

Licking the Pudden' Cup 

Giving an anal rim job to someone after they took a Mexican Mudslide without wiping.

Damn, that dude is licking the pudden' cup. That chick must have had tacos for lunch!

Licking the Pudden' Cup by Cue Ball August 31, 2013

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

licking florida by Thotbread February 13, 2017

licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

licking the tonad by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017