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Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Mr. Lancaster

A love/life therapist who helps distressed people, mostly families, for 8 weeks.
"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020
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