dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //

“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022

Laundry

Doing laundry

I'm doing laundry

by Kpbunny December 29, 2021

Sus Laundry

Doing laundry in a suspicious fashion

He was doin sus laundry.

by Suspicious Milklord November 15, 2020

laundry degenerate

Used to describe a clean ass fucking fucker.

James: Hey you laundry degenerate.

by Vexiies November 26, 2020