Dry lunch

When someone just has the type of face which angers you and makes you want to hit them. Usually reffering to a person, but can be shorted down to dry.

Dan: Mate, look at that fucking dry lunch over there
Harry: Oh my god, i just want to punch him

by notsurewhattoputhere January 29, 2011

Butt Lunch

The act of one or many drinking sperm out of ones asshole.

Ex:1. What a fag, i bet he had the San Franciscan Butt Lunch.

Ex:2. Person 1: Would you like fries with that?

Person 2: Mmmm no, but I'll have the butt lunch.

by s0ull3ss October 09, 2010

Liquid Lunch

Getting wrecked at the pub instead of eating to feed your appetite for booze.

"Let's go have liquid lunch at the thirsty camel!"

by Ace Mane Space Mane January 24, 2019

Epic Lunch

A secret middle school group made for fighting boredom.

Guy one- Hey who are those kids over there?

Guy two- Oh they're cool, they're from Epic Lunch

by epicgurl March 31, 2010

gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.

I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.

by Mr. C the Amazing November 22, 2010

Lunch Ninja

The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.

Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.

by Wrench93 April 07, 2009

Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck November 17, 2008