slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

Sunrise lumberjack

A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.

Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."

by Moose Herdz March 30, 2017

Russian Lumberjack

When a Russian girl is sucking your cock, you say something that pisses her off and she responds by chomping your cock(wood) off.

Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.

by JUGGG!!!! April 15, 2019

lumber

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2008

lesbian lumber jack

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren

by Mike Valente December 14, 2008

Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

by noodles April 2, 2003