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lostibate

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To masturbate to the television show "Lost" or one of the show's characters.
Yeah man, it's Wednesday, I'm going to go home to lostibate.
by lockecocke February 27, 2009
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losers club

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Personal ad subculture, particularly the urban personal ad subculture of downtown creative failures, as defined in the cult urban novel The Losers' Club by Richard Perez
1. Ain't gettin' no play at work, Ima' join the losers club.

2. Joining the losers club, shhht? I'm already part of that club!

3. Writers, artists, wanabees? ... Naw, I don't play that! That's the losers club!
by David B. Guralnik January 15, 2008
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lost chats

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When your profile name is 'Lost Chats'. In social networking and dating apps, when you have saved conversations, and the network lost your saved conversation data. In actuality, people get tired of dating apps because they can hold a negative social stigma for meeting a partner or for just looking to get laid because it makes them look like a slut. People get frustrated and delete the said dating app deleting all its data with it. Specifically notable for this is Grindr. After a person gives in to being a slut again, they download the app, and log back in. They now discover all their conversations have been erased. They label their profile name lost chats to let the other headless torso sluts know to send a picture of themselves or say something to refresh their memory of who they are because they can't keep track of an entire city you're whoring yourself out to.
by Uncoiledpeak June 17, 2018
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Loser Fetish

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A fetish for losers.

When people (mostly women) choose to only get involved with worthless individuals who more than likely, have criminal records, but they have no education, no job, or no other goals in life.

People with a loser-fetish seem to enjoy this sick adventure of only wanting to be with useless, jobless troublemakers, for the intense sexual thrill of it. Those with a loser-fetish usually love Jerry Springer, bar brawls, and trailer park gossip.

Women with a loser-fetish will talk about their loser all the time and won’t ever shut up about him. They defend their losers, thinking that they are the greatest thing that ever happened to them and will fight to the death over their loser love too. They are always defending and protecting their worthless loser. Mostly women who have a loser-fetish seem to dislike cops and other authority figures. Many women like “bad-boy” types, but you're supposed to grow out of that phase after the age of 19. Many "bad boy" types never do grow up and they become worthless losers when they're older. Women who have a loser-fetish will always love their losers and will cater to them. Most of these losers then can usually go through life without even having a job, because their women will provide for them, clean up after them, worship them, go ass to mouth for them, work two or more jobs for them, and will also have their babies.

Some men have a loser fetish too. They also date women criminals or welfare women who have a bunch of kids to different fathers, but it isn't as common. It’s usually uneducated, blue-collared, ignorant women (who don't know any better) are the ones who have a loser-fetish.
My older sister Cindy has a loser fetish, big time! She is a bum magnet. She only dates deadbeats and worthless ex criminals who cannot support themselves.
by Cazanna November 4, 2008
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Lost

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The name of a popular television program on the ABC channel in early 2005. Follows a group of people who survived a plane crash while flying on an Oceanic Airlines flight from Sydney, Australia to Los Angeles. They try to survive on the island and encounter lots of odd things, including an invisible monster that may be able to communicate with the survivors, polar bears, a crazy woman who was part of a resarch team that was slaughtered on the island, a mysterious "black rock", strange voices, and more. The survivors also have to deal with problems faced within their camp, including the well-being of a woman who is pregnant, the hidden motives of a man named John Locke, and the communication barrer that exists between the survivors and a Korean couple who can't speak English. The show currently airs Wednesday at 9:00 EST on the ABC network.
John Locke: "You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, sturggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it."
by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
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Lostboy

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Aimless wanderer. Expat who is more or less misfit in his home country. Lost in the world.
"I'm just a lostboy"
by munq March 31, 2009
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Losso

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Losso is the best she is smart and intelligent but looks hot af like damn girl..🔥🔥🔥🔥
She too much
Losso look fire
by Thequeenbeee May 29, 2020
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