Liam

a hot guy but an extreme failure at life. also wear shorts in hideous colors.

Oh my goodness, that guy is such a Liam! Did you see his shorts?

by shortsshouldntbegreen October 25, 2010

liam

The biggest asshole in the whole world he acts like an ass to seem cool, but really he is a major fag who needs to get laid.

Liam is really hot, but he's such an ass.

by dick's best friend June 29, 2014

Liam

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. thinks he's all that and that every girl thinks he's hot when they don't. is known to be very mean and rude. is usually fat.

1st Girl: Ugh that new kid is such a liam
2nd Girl: I know! he tried hitting on me! EW!

by IzzievanderWoodsen November 15, 2009

Liam

Liam is the dickhead that you see and your day is instantly ruined. Also, he’s got a tiny dick, but nobody will ever see how microscopically minute it is because he’s an ugly piece of shit.

Hot girl 1: “omg, they turned shrek into a real thing”
Hot girl 2: “no, that’s just Liam”
Hot girl 1: “really? He’ll never be super hot like Joel, who I think is super hot and Joel also has a big dick”
Hot girl 2 “i also think that Joel is super hot”

by Dêfśñötjōęł— Speaker Of Truth January 10, 2018

Liam

Such a loser.

boy 1: why is he alive.
boy 2: I agree, he sucks!
boy 1: Such a loser, Liam

by truth/truth March 26, 2019

Liam

A fucking skinny ass noodle with a fucking unibrow who thinks he can fight.

Bro Liam is a pussy.

by awefufajwauwffwafw May 28, 2018

Liam

Liam, an asshole that treats girls like shit. He doesn’t deserve anyone’s love, he doesn’t give a damn about how anyone feels. He will become your worst nightmare if you get on his bad side.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Liam. Liam was once a kindhearted boy but then something changed him, he’s now a spoilt brat.

by hot boy 123 July 20, 2018