Tijuana Tea Leaves

A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.

Tony and I smoked some Tijuana Tea Leaves we got from a Mexican

by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 1, 2009

Leave One Deep

When you ejaculate inside of a woman during unprotected sex.

“Damn dog, I’m gonna leave one deep in my girlfriend tonight.”

by Emilio Babot September 30, 2019

Leave the donkey at the airport

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010

Leave room for Jesus

leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room

~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~

*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus

by Trin.ashlynn💋 November 20, 2019

Leave the DNA at home

In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks

Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!

Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!

by jpkaty October 7, 2009

Leave me alone

If a girl tells you this, she can mean two different things.

1. Leave me alone you fucking slut, I've told you this too many times. Leave me alone.
2. Please notice me! Oh my god! Notice meeeeee!

1. Guy: Hey.
Girl: Leave me alone, you texted me like five minutes ago.
Guy: what?
Girl: LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!

2. Guy: Hey.
Girl: Leave me alone.
Guy: What?
Girl: Please... leave me be. I'm so sad. =c

by MakerOfMemes June 12, 2017

leave-ons

shoes that have a design on the bottom that you leave on during sex, so that way the design is faced up towards the roof.

I went to payless and saw these shoes with flowers on the bottom of them...my man told me to buy cause they sould like leave-ons.

by J. LaShea May 23, 2008