krevice kreeper

a term used to describe a creepy male who stalks women in the most blatant, inappropriate ways. can also be used to describe gay men who stalk other mens ass cracks. originated from a level in donkey kong country three

guy: "those fucking krevice kreepers scared away all the hot women!"
other guy: "son of a bitch!"

girl: "i went on a date with this guy, and he turned out to be a total krevice kreeper. fml"

by chadbrochill44 May 1, 2010

Jeepers kreepers

When the light timer ends on the public bathroom and you have to continue to shit in the dark until someone else walks in and they are creeped out because they thought you were in the dark by choice.

Walked in to the restroom at Steak n Shake and was startled by a guy taking a Jeepers Kreepers in the handicap stall!

by dealsnik November 5, 2020

dreezus kriest

God like figure from the midwest that you wish you were like but never will be.

All hail Dreezus Kriest.

by Dreezus Kriest September 25, 2023

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022