kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

kiddy pool

when a male masturbates on his back and the semen fills his belly button

dude that was sick i made my own kiddy pool

by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020

kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.

Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.

by psychedivision October 22, 2019

kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

Kiddy pool

A girl that everyone has been in

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery

by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020

Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.

Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool

by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021

kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.

That's not an arcade; it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I'm out of $60 but he got sparkle slime.

by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025