Dirty Kobe

The delivery of oral sex on a santorum covered penis.
I paid the hooker extra for a dirty kobe.
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Kobe Bryant

The Next Michle Jordan

Despite what people say, he is not a ball hog, cuz if you call Kobe a ball hog, your calling MJ a ball hog, and MJ is no ball hog. Kobe actually does average 5 assists a game, and will do best for his team. He's a deadly 3-Point Shooter and the best player currently at driving and dunking the basket

Kobe Currently has taken the Los Angeles Lakers team, Who has lost Shaq and Karl Malone, to the playoffs. The 2006 Lakers team where counted out to be the worst team in all the NBA next to the Bobcats, Knicks, and Jazz. The players were Lamar Odem, who only averaged 14 points a game, Smush Parker, an undrafted rookie, Luke Walton, a rookie, Kwame Brown, who has been plaing for 3 years, and Brian Cook, another rookie. Yet, despite the bad team around him, the Lakers made it to the playoffs due to Kobe's 35 Points a game, 5 assists a game, 5 rebounds a game, and strong defensive plays, most of them being steals. So to you Kobe haters: HAH!

In the playoffs, the Lakers Chocked, as Phil Jackson said to Kobe, "Pass the ball more" and as a result, Kobe got 26 Points a game and the lakers lost 4-3 to the suns in the playoffs
Dude, did you see that buzzer-beater Kobe Bryant Shot when the lakers were down by 1 with 2 seconds left to play? What a game!
by Spikesy May 29, 2006
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a LA LAKER bball player who is very good -sometimes comapred to MJ but isnt there yet one day can be-also his aassuallt case got nothign to do wiht his BALLER status-still a TRUE BALLA
kobe bryant is one of the best BALLERs out there who has passion for the game of basketball..and anyone who plays the sport wiht heart and passion deserves respect YO
by PJiZZZ July 20, 2005
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Legend
Legendary person
NBA star
When I shoot a basket "Kobe" but kow its "For Kobe Bryant".
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Kobe Bryant is an amazing basketball player which has died today sadly (January 26) it’s the beginning of the new year and everything already sucks like we’re having WWIII. Australia is burning out and now one of are legends and his daughter died. RIP 2020
Rip da goat Kobe Bryant
by YaBoiAlem January 26, 2020
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Kobe Bryant

A very talented Basketball player the deserves recognition and respect despite all the haters hating on him out there.

Kobe has taken over the leading "All Star" role from Michael Jordan . . . In Jordans last game the NBA nation saw how destructive Kobe-Wan Kenobi is. To be perfectly honest, Jordan didn't even match up to him.

Maybe Kobe and the Lakers arn't have the best results at the moment . . . losing to the likes of LA Clippers. But that's a team effort . . or lack of effort, Including Kobe.

Kobe Bryant holds the record for most points scored in a game . . and he holds second to that above Tracy McGrady of the Housten Rockets (third).
by Nick Valentine May 01, 2007
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1.Only black that has a small penis besides Adam Ward
2.The only black person with yellow teeth besides Adam Ward
3.He also got a putter stuck up his ass by Tiger Woods WITH Adam Ward
Adam Ward and Kobe Bryant lick each others balloon knot!
by Adam Ward licks his chode January 16, 2010
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