A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
by Trollface123 March 4, 2017

by The_horlzon May 17, 2025

One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.
Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior
by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

by I_goodcocks September 13, 2025

kirk hammet is the guitar god
by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022

by riotooswazzy September 11, 2025

by Charius38 May 6, 2024
