by onlythetruth:) September 10, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. A womens' sexual disorder in where the vagina begins to morph into a penis or in semi-rare cases... a BLACK HOLE. On some occasions, lesbians have been known to accelerate the process by injecting heroine into the vaginal area. Unfortunately, the acceleration of the process can cause the disorder to accelerate out of control, causing severe erectile disfunction upon the penis forming. If you know a friend with Justin Bieber and have seen a black hole forming, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!! The only known way to treat this cure is to kill the subject carying the disorder. The only known male subject to ever have Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber. Fortunately for us, due to the fact that he is a male, the black hole will form, but the suction will only effect Justin. This will cause him to, in theory, be sucked into himself, through the hole left in his now empty groin area (though really, was there anything in there in the first place). There are 3 phases to Justin Bieber.
Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.
Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.
Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...
Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.
Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.
Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...
(Guy): Oh fuck, my girlfriend has Justin Bieber!
(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111
(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111
by SomeRandomGuy....... August 11, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. My god martha I new we should'nt have bought it from a bathroom in mobile gas station. Now we made a monster Justin Bieber wtf kind of name is that anyway you horrible at picking names.
by Anime fanboi January 2, 2017
Get the Justin Biebermug. The Canadian singer who has a beautiful voice, a huge fandom, a nice personality, a pretty face and a hot body. P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N
by Beliebersrule January 2, 2017
Get the Justin Biebermug. by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018
Get the Justin Biebermug. A gay fag poser who thinks hes "gangsta" and only appeals to girls 13-15. He has gay hits like "baby" about his imaginary girl friend. And he sings like a girl because he hasn't hit puberty yet. Thats Justin Bieber in 3 sentences.
by dude-im-cool-43 August 9, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. A canadian sex changing bitch who disgraces canada, who sounds like a high pitched squeeling noise, who did what lady gaga did so now she could fuck some girls and her fangirls dont believe she changed from she to a he
JB Fan: Justin Bieber is so sexy
Regular Guy: U no justin biebers really a girl
JB Fan: Its not true crys and hangs herself
Regular Guy: Listens to Adelitas way and says, this band should be toppin the charts insteaqd of that bitch justin bieber
Regular Guy: U no justin biebers really a girl
JB Fan: Its not true crys and hangs herself
Regular Guy: Listens to Adelitas way and says, this band should be toppin the charts insteaqd of that bitch justin bieber
by InfernoBenoit1469 August 17, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug.