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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
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stay jugging

any boy with the insta stay jugging has a small dick
by skdndndnd March 23, 2024
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Pee jugging

Peeing into orifice of another person.
She didn't like golden showers, but she suggested trying a pee jugging session.
by FONZI aka Moose Knuckle August 29, 2025
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Butt Juggin

It's when a small group of teenage boys, primarily in Salt Lake City, gather in a public park and proceed to go into the woods, wrap their members in Cellophane, and penetrate each other in the ass. True story!
Steve: Hey what do you want to do today?
Jon Belly: We can always go to the park for some Butt Juggin!
Steve: Sounds great! I'll call the guys!
Jon Belly: Cool! I'll bring the Saran Wrap!
by cberry October 6, 2025
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Brandon and Julina

The cutest most adorable couple you will see in your entire life Brandon loves julina very much she means the world to him they are the cutest couple in the whole universe
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Who's Brandon and julina?

The cutest couple alive
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Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.
Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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