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Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP
example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"
by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020
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Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.
Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”
by Sir Plop March 9, 2020
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Jet Ass

When someone has an uncontrollable case of diarrhea and sprays like someone who drank a bottle of laxatives.
Harry from Dumb and Dumber had some pretty bad Jet Ass.
by dumbdorelele October 3, 2012
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Jet Propulsion

(V) The act of farting while walking; preferably used when a slow-moving, very lovable, senior citizen is on the move. (Jet propelling)

(N) The gas that is passed when a senior citizen is moving very slowly.
(Noun) Big Yiayia is jet propelling across the formal dining room. You know the one with the plastic on the couches?

(Verb) What was that sound? That was Big Yiayia's jet propulsion.
by greek_goddess2013 May 24, 2012
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Jet Bradway

defining the hottest woman alive, Jet Bradway also often refers to someone who produces Mac and Cheese in her pussy.
Man she’s so Jet Bradway
by DIVINEGORE July 12, 2023
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Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020
This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well
by Save the Jets December 10, 2020
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Jet Krail

This male is rather cute and happy. He can be a bitch but can easily be held back. Not to mention the fact he's a full sexual addict.
Jet Krail! The hell are you doing?

..hugging my teddy bear..
by Jet Kralie October 24, 2020
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