Jesuis Christ 

Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.

Jesuis Christ : hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

Jesuis Christ by SirQTPie June 15, 2016

Jeus Chist 

Jeus Chist is real. he was nailed on a cross and made chistmas and chistians

Person 1-Hey, do you know Jesus Chist?
2-Yeah, Jeus Chist is that dude who died and made chistans

Jeus Chist by OuterZ March 3, 2021

jebus christ 

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

jebus christ by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

Jesuschrist 

The robot from the future who defeats the wicked with kisses and tenderness
He solves problems with peace and love

If your dog dies, call Jesuschrist and he will heal it
When your father beats you he will turn him into a turtle

Jesuschrist by Amlover January 28, 2022

Jezus Tapdancing Christ 

Jesus Christ, Oh my God.

Jezus Tapdancing Christ! Did he really say that?

Jezus Tapdancing Christ by Lil-Dragon August 19, 2018