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Jesse

A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.
uhh Jesse is kinda weird

Nah you just don't understand him
by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.
I love you Jesse. Blessed to have you in my life!
by Yeetheart July 28, 2019
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Jesse

A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
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Jess

Amazing funny friend who loves horses and fightes bitches who try to f*ck with her!
by Evieeeeee October 21, 2019
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Jesse

A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)
Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!
by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017
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JESSE

A really gay faggot the says the n word even tho he is white and has no friends and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriend.
You jesse
by Hghggghghg July 23, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.
OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.
by jesserplex July 19, 2017
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