Jello Shart

Chocolate pudding shot, similar to a jello shot

But pudding... and chocolate

Bro, pass me a lactaid before I take this Jello Shart

by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

jello

freak

chappy to jello ur a freak bruv

by cesar is a cunt August 15, 2022

an jello

an jello also known as angelo is a person that sometimes speaks in the gc

an jello florex 34

by Brocktron May 23, 2024

liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.

Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.

by pseudonym not chosen August 1, 2016

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023