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Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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Jeffrey

Back in middle school, there was this kid called Jeffrey. He was the scum of the earth. Not only is he homophobic, racist, and disabilist; he was sexist. So that's a Jeffrey for you, an immature, obnoxious twat
Noun:
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
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Jeffrey

the boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend
jeffrey is there
by f jeff smith May 30, 2022
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Jeffrey

Big bushy hair and sexy man. Gets all the bitches
I love jeffrey
by Zane moore December 23, 2021
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jeffrey gatan

Dependent on parents needs, not wants. Respectful, behave, determinate, half confident and half shy, and understanding but with the mood.
Be jeffrey gatan but in the end, free yourself to be happy.
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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Jeffrey

The best boyfriend you could ask for.

If you date a Jeffrey, don't break up with him. He will love and care for you with all his heart, but if you break it, it will hurt him for the rest of his life. Due to this, he will only allow very few people into his heart, but if you are there, stay there. He will try his best to make you feel loved and appreciated, and although he may not be able to express emotions the best, he will give his all into loving you.

Don't hurt him, because he will never hurt you intentionally. If you are dating a Jeffrey, be honest with him if he asks what's wrong, because he only wants to make sure you're happy. He will remain 100% loyal to you. His heart will be dedicated to you and you only.
I wish I was dating Jeffrey. He's such a good guy
by Sir Chicken Man March 15, 2022
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