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Jaspering

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.
Oh he is Jaspering again.
by MM132 January 30, 2024
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Jasper

If you know someone called Jasper, they will make you feel like they care about you and only you. They make you feel like you are the center of attention and give all their love and attention to you and make it seem like they care about you and only you when they are talking to you even though they care about everybody. Jasper is usually never rude to anybody only if someone is rude to them or their friends, but if you know a Jasper never be rude to them because it’s really hard for them to forgive you and they probably never will. Jasper was the kindest and funniest guy I knew so if you know a Jasper never let them go! - Isabella
A: Jasper looks so handsome today, I have a huge crush on him!

B: Back off he’s mine!
by ItzKookie August 21, 2020
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Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
by Yispa April 21, 2021
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Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world
by De Robriguez April 26, 2024
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jasper

jasper is a hyper-active person. the personification of a golden retriever puppy, they’re fun, loud, funny and have a cute personality. they’ll make you laugh and they’ll always show that they care about you. not the best at giving advice but they do their best and always listen, and that’s enough. one of the best friends you’ll ever have. they’re a little forgetful though, remind them to bring their inhaler and headphones everywhere with them
“jasper, remember to take your headphones and inhaler with you. you can’t die before me”
by niko_nova November 20, 2021
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Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr
Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper
by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023
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jasper

lowkey lets and more next time we see eachother at cc capiche? ight thatd b real dope
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
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