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James

The most wonderful person you can ever meet. He is cute, smart, funny, and nice. He can cheer you up when you are down, and will always put you in a good mood. He is the most perfect person ever.
by NoPersonYouKNow January 4, 2012
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James

A half greek italian kid who always takes a very long time in the toilet up til 30 minutes because he wanks to this girl in class and has no friends and wants attention to himself.

Nobody want to shake his hand because he has cum on his hands and doesnt wipe his hand after shitting on the toilet.
and nobody likes him
James a very bad kid doesnt have friends
by mu, October 22, 2018
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James

James. *sigh* The third official gender. Male, Female, and.... James. It’s disgusting. Honestly i feel bad for all the James out there.

Every day, messing up, and coming home just thinking to themselves: “why am I such a James?”
Ex #1:

James: *breathes*

Person: God, why do you have to be such a JAMES?

Ex #2:

Person: James used to text me at night and I would get scared...

James: why didn’t you tell me to stop then?

Person: That’s because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings... That was before I realized you were such a JAMES.
by Godlyanus May 26, 2018
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James

An absolute legbag who dabs on dose haters he is the sexiest feen ever and he gets every girl ever he is so cool Travis Scott wrote sicko about him
by Truth. teller696969420 February 18, 2019
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James

A sexy god with the biggest cock in the world bigger then nigger cocks. bigger then harry's 1 inch wonder James is an sex god. once you've had it once with him you cant contain yourself you want more everyday. people are usually highly attracted to James. people with an s in there name will get the best sex out of James.
by Jimmy Gardiner August 25, 2019
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James

now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.
Christ have you seen how much of a James that guy is, would defo smash.
by jimbo762 November 22, 2020
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James

james is very 🖤 emo
james is emo
by M4T3R14LG1RL April 17, 2022
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