James

The most wonderful person you can ever meet. He is cute, smart, funny, and nice. He can cheer you up when you are down, and will always put you in a good mood. He is the most perfect person ever.
by NoPersonYouKNow January 03, 2012
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A half greek italian kid who always takes a very long time in the toilet up til 30 minutes because he wanks to this girl in class and has no friends and wants attention to himself.

Nobody want to shake his hand because he has cum on his hands and doesnt wipe his hand after shitting on the toilet.
and nobody likes him
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James. *sigh* The third official gender. Male, Female, and.... James. It’s disgusting. Honestly i feel bad for all the James out there.

Every day, messing up, and coming home just thinking to themselves: “why am I such a James?”
Ex #1:

James: *breathes*

Person: God, why do you have to be such a JAMES?

Ex #2:

Person: James used to text me at night and I would get scared...

James: why didn’t you tell me to stop then?

Person: That’s because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings... That was before I realized you were such a JAMES.
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A sexy god with the biggest cock in the world bigger then nigger cocks. bigger then harry's 1 inch wonder James is an sex god. once you've had it once with him you cant contain yourself you want more everyday. people are usually highly attracted to James. people with an s in there name will get the best sex out of James.
James is an absolute sex god
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An absolute legbag who dabs on dose haters he is the sexiest feen ever and he gets every girl ever he is so cool Travis Scott wrote sicko about him
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James hesitates
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Totally a gentleman. An amazing man. Talks to you about girl stuff. Can have the patience of a saint. Probably brown hair and tall. Always love to serve you and help you. Give him a task. He will love you for it.
Do you see how nicely the lawn is mowed?

Oh, yes, James mows for us!
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