by d_pian April 22, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. A fucking condom failure who thinks hes everything.He slagged all of his friends of and has a shitty groug called Team 10 with only like 5 people in it.He has the throne for the biggest snake and liar.His ‘marriage’ with erika costell just makes me wanna vomit and his fans are little brainwashed chickens.
Person 1:Omg what are you watching?
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1:ew thats disguisting
Person 2: Dab on those hatters(dabs repeatedly)
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1:ew thats disguisting
Person 2: Dab on those hatters(dabs repeatedly)
by ZainabSandRafiaA August 21, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.
"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. The absolute white trash, ass kissing, snobby scum upon this earth. Too bad comdoms didn’t work for his parents, cuz he has an older dip-shit brother too. His fandom is a bunch of nine years olds who have no parental supervision on what the fuck they watch. Oh yeah and he can’t even make decent diss tracks. Shane Dawson thinks he is a sociopath, and I agree.
by Yeeyeeanimeyee March 31, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. Jake paul means a lot of things such as the most popular one being slang for tumours child molester, coke for fetuses, and also logan pauls gay ass brother but logan thought glasses to cure his "colour blindness" that he does not have so the pauls are just a cancerous family thanks for reading this dumb ass shit. I hope you agree.
Random guy:You look like you have few extra chromosomes John
John: I don't look like jake paul the monkey man
John: I don't look like jake paul the monkey man
by Jake paul is cancerous December 14, 2019
Get the Jake paulmug. 