joke band

A musical band that has no substance but tries to be hip. They target people who have no taste for music but want to seem cool.
person a: dude have you heard of the Far East Movement?
person b: forget them dude, they're just a joke band.
by jodger134 December 3, 2010
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Anti-Joke

A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.
A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.

Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"
by dkgemini May 28, 2006
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joked out

When a person is laughing really hard.
"I swear to Moses... That boy Tustin fell in slow motion. It was so funny, I was joked out!"
by Lusher Lion February 9, 2014
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Bova Joke

Knock knock
Who's there
The interupting cow
The interupt....
MOO!

Oh, that's such a Bova Joke
by Bova Jokes October 19, 2018
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rough joke

Any joke considered harsh or as dark humor.
This is a rough joke:

A pedophile walks through the woods with a child. The child says, “These woods are scary.” The pedophile says, “Tell me about it. I have to walk back through here alone.”

from Tina Fey's Bossypants
by harmless drudge June 5, 2011
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langholz joke

An extremly obvious joke that is so corny and not funny you just cant help laughing.
You were walking down the street and you said "A, -u!" but i didnt know if you were talking to me or gold.
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