Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.

Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.

by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

The Jared Cipak

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.

To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.

by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007

jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.

I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.

by Gtc March 8, 2015

doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.

oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.

by mcfunny names November 12, 2010