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Jorge is one of those guys who will get a stupid ass haircut and make himself look like fucking GRU! He is super lonely and acts like he is all that! Jorge is an actual bitch and threatens to sue anyone he comes across.
Blair: UGH!
Ryan: What's wrong?
Blair: Jorge is being annoying as fuck! He's threatening to sue me because I called him gru!
Ryan: eh- tropical Jorge
Jorge by A Kylie December 2, 2019
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The most annoying goose on the planet. Like actually the most annoying motherfucker. He looks like a large wet soggy diaper. Bloody Jorge.
Jorge woke up the entire Prospect dorm with his honking last night!

I was eating lunch and Jorge came and tried to steal my sandwich.

Jorge thinks he is a majestic creature. This could not be further from the truth.
Jorge by MoHo February 11, 2014
Jorge is my bestfriend.<3
He thinks he's Spiderman..that's a lie.
Because we all know Miranda is Spiderman.
Anywho..
I love Jorge veryveryvery much. :}
He's..amzing! & my soul mate.
I'm a lucky kid(:<
Oh, btw ladies, Jorges like to sneeze on people.
Soo.. watch out! :D
-Miranda, yay, Haa.
Hey, I love Jorge.
Jorge by MUrfandaa August 31, 2010
Noun; A Canadian dude with great music taste and an ORGASMIC voice. Good at guitar. Good in the sack. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, good in the kitchen. Sometimes watches gay porn.

Verb; A word referring to the infamous sex move, the "Jorge".

Adjective; To be pretty.
"That stripper last night was suuuuuuch a Jorge"
"OH BABEH, JORGE ME AGAIN!11!!11!!one!!eleven!!1"
"That guy is so Jorge yo."
Jorge by Lawlerpops January 12, 2010
A complete FAT fuck who sits down with the boys drinking victor bravos
Jorben you fat fuck pass a victor bravo
Jorben by Jorbie January 12, 2019
Wanna-be Four Eyes :)
Hey, look. You don't even need glasses. You look like a Jorien.
Jorien by Jorien October 16, 2008
1. it is something that makes you laugh to the point of where you want to piss your pants.
2. Its basically the same as saying LMFAO!
I hate Valetines Day!

Why dude?

Because it is so dur dee dur dur dur and mushy stuff makes me want to vomit.

OMG! dude, that is so JORENE!
Jorene by Domenica Catizone February 7, 2010