He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.
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Get the Ivan zharkovmug. by I like bubbles November 24, 2020
Get the Ivanmug. Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
by Thecoolkat47 November 21, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is an asshole who will use you until he’s bored of you.He’s the biggest hoe who doesn’t know what he wants.He’s a tryhard fuckboy.Don’t come a cross ivan if u don’t want your feelings hurt
by baddieroko November 21, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. usually cheerful, fun, caring and sweet. sometimes mean and sarcastic. love affections. especially cuddles and kisses. very good at hiding their problems but one day they will tell someone they trust to vent. sometimes acts like grandparents. protective. usually jealous on the tiniest thing. will admit to their crush that they have feelings for them but they would always say "im not ready for a relationship" when their crush asks them out. yeah, they're really fun to be with. a whole boyfriend/girlfriend material.
Have you met a person named Ivan?
Have you met a person named Ivan?
by random stranger :) May 5, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. Fine asf, sexy asf, but isn’t mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl he’s gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really don’t gaf about your feelings once he knows he’s had you he doesn’t put in no effort. responds late asf
by CamilaM July 27, 2022
Get the Ivanmug.