The Ivan Effect

When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.
"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
by Mayviper May 01, 2023
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Ivaning

The action of complicating situations in general. Whether it's events or definitions of words.
-So, if we add the prefix "extra" and the suffix "less" stays in neutral? as extra-pretty-less.

- Ivan! Stop Ivaning things for the love of god!
by LoLViX3D February 12, 2020
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Ivan Cordoves

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.
This man in the photo acts like he’s an Ivan Cordoves even though he knows he’s far from perfect.
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021
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Ivan Cordoves

A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.
I swear, the guy in this photo is such an Ivan Cordoves that he’s just irresistible!
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ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!
I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good
by ivanism expert September 15, 2021
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Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022
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National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365
Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???
by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022
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