It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.
Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
by Terries December 26, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"
by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Losers.
A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
Get the Israel Defense Forcesmug. I am israel.
In 1917, I came to a land without a people for a people without a land. The people who were here had no right to be here & I showed them they had to leave or die, razing 400 Palestinian villages, erasing their history.
My people committed massacres & became Prime Ministers. In 1948, M. Begin slaughtered the inhabitants of Deir Yassin, including 100 women & children. In 1953, A. Sharon slaughtered the inhabitants of Qibya & in 1982 arranged for our allies to butcher around 2,000 in the refugee camps of Sabra & Shatila.
Carved in 1948 out of 78% of Palestine, dispossessing inhabitants & replacing them with jews from Europe & elsewhere. While the natives whose families lived on this land for thousands of years are not allowed to return, jews from all over the world are welcome to instant citizenship.
In 1967, I swallowed the remaining lands of Palestine - East Jerusalem, West Bank & Gaza - I placed their inhabitants under oppressive military rule, controlling & humiliating every aspect of their daily lives. They should get the message that they are not welcome to stay & join the millions of Palestinian refugees in the shanty camps of Lebanon & Jordan.
I control American policy. My American Israel Public Affairs Committee can make or break any politician. All the forces of the world are powerless against me, including the UN as I have the American veto to block any condemnation of my war crimes. As Sharon so eloquently phrased it, “We control America”.
In 1917, I came to a land without a people for a people without a land. The people who were here had no right to be here & I showed them they had to leave or die, razing 400 Palestinian villages, erasing their history.
My people committed massacres & became Prime Ministers. In 1948, M. Begin slaughtered the inhabitants of Deir Yassin, including 100 women & children. In 1953, A. Sharon slaughtered the inhabitants of Qibya & in 1982 arranged for our allies to butcher around 2,000 in the refugee camps of Sabra & Shatila.
Carved in 1948 out of 78% of Palestine, dispossessing inhabitants & replacing them with jews from Europe & elsewhere. While the natives whose families lived on this land for thousands of years are not allowed to return, jews from all over the world are welcome to instant citizenship.
In 1967, I swallowed the remaining lands of Palestine - East Jerusalem, West Bank & Gaza - I placed their inhabitants under oppressive military rule, controlling & humiliating every aspect of their daily lives. They should get the message that they are not welcome to stay & join the millions of Palestinian refugees in the shanty camps of Lebanon & Jordan.
I control American policy. My American Israel Public Affairs Committee can make or break any politician. All the forces of the world are powerless against me, including the UN as I have the American veto to block any condemnation of my war crimes. As Sharon so eloquently phrased it, “We control America”.
I am israel.
I influence American mainstream media & the news is tailored to my favour. I invest millions of dollars into PR representation & CNN, New York Times & others have been doing an excellent job of promoting my propaganda. Look at other international news sources & you will see the difference.
I will negotiate peace but will only let you have your municipalities while I control your borders, water, airspace & anything else of importance. While we 'negotiate,' I swallow your hilltops & fill them with settlements, populated by the most extremist of my extremists, armed to the teeth. These settlements will be connected with roads you cannot use & you will be imprisoned in your little Bantustans between them, surrounded by checkpoints.
I have the world's fourth strongest army & possess nuclear weapons. How dare your children confront my oppression with stones, my soldiers won’t hesitate to blow their heads off! I have killed & injured mostly civilians & have the mandate to continue since the international community remains silent. Ignore, as I do, the hundreds of Israeli reserve officers who are now refusing to carry out my control over your lands & people; their voices of conscience will not protect you.
I have bullets, tanks, missiles, Apaches & F-16s. I place your towns under siege, confiscate your lands, uproot your trees, demolish your homes & you still demand freedom? Don’t you get the message? You will never have peace or freedom because… I am Israel.
I influence American mainstream media & the news is tailored to my favour. I invest millions of dollars into PR representation & CNN, New York Times & others have been doing an excellent job of promoting my propaganda. Look at other international news sources & you will see the difference.
I will negotiate peace but will only let you have your municipalities while I control your borders, water, airspace & anything else of importance. While we 'negotiate,' I swallow your hilltops & fill them with settlements, populated by the most extremist of my extremists, armed to the teeth. These settlements will be connected with roads you cannot use & you will be imprisoned in your little Bantustans between them, surrounded by checkpoints.
I have the world's fourth strongest army & possess nuclear weapons. How dare your children confront my oppression with stones, my soldiers won’t hesitate to blow their heads off! I have killed & injured mostly civilians & have the mandate to continue since the international community remains silent. Ignore, as I do, the hundreds of Israeli reserve officers who are now refusing to carry out my control over your lands & people; their voices of conscience will not protect you.
I have bullets, tanks, missiles, Apaches & F-16s. I place your towns under siege, confiscate your lands, uproot your trees, demolish your homes & you still demand freedom? Don’t you get the message? You will never have peace or freedom because… I am Israel.
by ashkenazi anti zionist November 22, 2023
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Get the Israelmug. by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024
Get the Israelmug.