Ian

Synonym for retarded fucking dumbass
Has a 1 inch pincher
Has a strong cent of pennies

Autistic kid walks by*
Everyone: IAN

by Everyone in PLHS June 6, 2019

Ian

Middle aged male, mansplainer, anti-vaxxer, climate change denier, flat earther, thinks COVID is a hoax, keyboard warrior, internet troll. Ian thinks he knows more than all the Drs. Professors, Scientists, Researchers, people that have spent years of their lives studying these topics, the government agencies that spend billions of dollars in research by trained Scientist, just because he’s googled a few things.

Stop being a typical Ian, thinking you know everything

by Disco007 August 18, 2020

Ian

Not dope

Ian is not dope

by Theladyinchanel June 13, 2018

Ian

Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.

Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.

by T0nka March 6, 2017

Ian

A weird kid that can be ok sometimes. But only sometimes.

"hey you know that kid? He's really weird and annoying but he's ok"

Oh yeah, that's Ian

by ThatOneKid91 June 6, 2018

Ian

Ian that has a green eye colour and chestnut hair he loves to drink an energy drinks he is hard and he is cool code for a hot guy he is sexy af if he finds a girl that he likes he will fall in love with her forever he is a good father when he was younger he wanted a house and live with his friends usally his best friend is will and sam

Omg it's Ian he is peng

by Wastemans team June 21, 2017

Ian

A strange kid who is in love with a beautiful girl named Ava who is way out of his league but he still desperately tries to get her 2 love him back!!!! And who also has a bad haircut and styles his hair to look like a mop.

Jen-do u she that kids hair over there he must be a Ian

Bob -yeah ur right I think he is

by Lilly_B22 July 3, 2017