by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
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Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
Get the Israeling mug.When a country is the only democratic country in the Middle East that allows Christian’s, Muslims, and Jews to pray and live peacefully. Often even using their own resources to treat and help terrorists that indiscriminately attack and kidnap civilians. They send leaflets before attacking terrorists to protect their own people. It is the only nation standing in the war of another genocide that Hamas and other racist groups want.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
They saved those peoples lives that are horrible people, they had compassion and they Israeled. To go above and beyond
by Aussie88 January 10, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ
Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023
Get the Israeled mug.It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.
Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
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