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Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.
Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.
by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
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Israeled

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled
by A Yid December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property
After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"
by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023
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Israeled

When someone steals something, says that they can share it, then permanently takes it.And when you try to get it back, they kill you.
"Man, you can't believe what happened to me at the restaraunt today.A random person stole my seat then hit me with a glass when I tried to get it back. "Bro, you just got israeled" "Frrr"
by Middy Giddy February 1, 2024
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Israel Swag

to show how much swag you have as an israeli (i'm not)
i may not be jewish, but i got dem "Israel Swag"
by Megster3000X February 6, 2025
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Israel

A Jewish nation legally recreated on the ancestral homeland of the Jewish people. Subjected to constant attacks, demonization, misinformation, and straight up blood libels masquerading as criticism (most of the definitions here fit that description) from leftists, arab supremacists, and garden variety Jew haters.

While israel is obviously far from perfect like any other country, it certainly doesn't deserve this level of intense hatred that is being displayed by these same hypocrites who to this day insist on minimizing and denying not just the atrocities of Oct 7th but the massive history of unprovoked violence from Arabs.

It's strange how a few years before , you had more objective definitions of israel and now all you see is toxic anti israel garbage heavily upvoted. I suspect there's a massive disinformation campaign involving Qatar, Iran, and a lot of bots.
Israel completely upholds international war in this current war. The Gaza casualties claimed by the gaza health ministry are unreliable and have a lot of fabrication to them. Many analysts have pointed out the absurdity of the casualties that are being claimed.

Another thing to keep in mind is that hamas terrorist wear civilian clothing and operate out of densely populated areas which makes it extremely hard to differentiate them. Which is a war crime of Perdidy.

To all you anti Israel cretins, go fuck yourself. Israel is here to stay and no amount of fake propaganda or lying by omission will change that.
by Wake Up June 11, 2024
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Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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