hippocrate

Someone talks trash about other people, but then does the same EXACT thing.

Fucking hippocrates.

Julia isn't friends with Morgan any more because Morgan went out with a guy that Julia had gone out with. Julia cussed Morgan out and started talking trash to Sar about Morgan. Sar is Julia's new friend. Sar went out with Loser. Julia liked Loser. Julia went out with Loser. Sar and Julia aren't friends anymore.
Sar cussed both Loser and Julia out.

Julia did the same EXACT thing that Morgan did. They're both hippocrates. They should have stayed BFFLs.

by that stefi jawn August 11, 2008

Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.

"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."

by The H-Train July 1, 2009

Hungry Hungry Hippo

When an extremely fat person is so desperate for companionship (to have a significant other), they will go to extremes. He/she is hungry for love and is as fat as a hippo.

Erin: Hey, don't tell anyone this, but Analissa made out with that guy 1/3 her size. She thought she had the chance but became an angry hippo when he said no and didn't want anything to do with her. He was piss drunk and in love with someone else.

Ken: That's disgusting. She's so fat and I can't believe she went swamp ninja on him and took advantage of him. That's a hungry hungry hippo right there. Too bad she thought she was better than Enoc, he's a hungry hungry hippo too trying to crush Linda!

by Not Hungry Hippo June 27, 2012

happo

a happo is a happy emo... doesn't quite fit but it's basically a happy person who wears skinny jeans band tops liquid eye liner listens to sceamo and emo music as well as other stuff

person a: hey happo whats up?
Person b: the sky

by i'm*a*star June 30, 2006

Hippo

Word used to indicate complete coolness, nothing cooler.

Damn homie, those ballas were about to shoot us down! You hippo dawg.

by Will, my word got published! May 9, 2005

hippobackflip

A backflip performed by a hippo. Hippos do backflips all the time. Hippos like ninjas a lot.

That hippo flipped out, did some hippobackflips and exploded in a thin cloud of blood that hovered above the ground. This all when a ninja was wailing standing on a dead piratebody that moved along the shore.

by kukel June 12, 2003

hippo-cheese

A dairy product which is used to attract and capture wild hippos. After a hippo sized hole is dug in the ground it is covered by leaves over a straw mat. The cheese is placed in the centre. Nocturnal feeding hippos are lured by the scent of the cheese and fall into the hole below. They can then be domesticated and trained to be house-hippos.

Also used to describe something that appears better than it seems or lures somebody into danger.

I've read the brochure but its a load of hippo-cheese.

Whilst the upper classes believe that they can dabble with cocaine and not get hurt, they are in fact playing with hippo-cheese.

by hippo-catcher April 21, 2005